Don’t give up young Frogo.  We will ride out and take back the keeps.

I just need to finish some crafting and I will meet you at the Elf Camp in front of TA.

Ya, we heard that before.   Finish Crafting , Check your auctions.  And still no Punch and Pie.

Enough with the Punch and Pie.  There is no Punch and Pie. 

What do you mean there is no punch and Pie.  Next your going to tell me that there is no companion cube.

What the hell is he talking about? 

Why wasn't I told about this? 

I didn't read anything like that on the forums. 

Was it in the release notes? 

Does Orian know about this?

Just meet me in the Ettenmoors you TWITS.  

The party enters the Elf Camp

Use your hindering shot!!!! Slow them down !!!  Set a quick trap.  Rain of arrows…. SOMETHING!!!!

I CAN’T THEY ARE GOING TO GET ME!!!!!

OH NO!!  I GOT TO DF…. SORRY GUYS…...

I can’t believe he did that! Now we have no one to port us out when our stars are in danger.   He wasn't even in combat yet.  

Turn and Fight Man!!!  I’ll root , stun , mezs them then I’ll toss down some tar and then root, sutn and mezz them again.

Setting them on FIRE.. FIRE… FIRE….MORE FIRE…...

Gust of WIND!!!!! ROOT, STUN, MEZZ.  STUN BLOCK FOR EVERYONE.

TAR!! ROOT, STUN, MEZZ,

REROOT, RESTUN, REMEZZ!!!!

LIGHTING STRIKE!!!!!!!!!

DAMN! Forgot to apply my STUNBLOCK on myself.  I Really should bot that.  Note to self  write  bot in AUTOIT 3.0 to apply stunblock

There turning back.  

Chase them.. 

ROOT.. STUN… MEZZ...

KILL THEM ALL

ROOT.. STUN… MEZZ…

TAR!! ROOT, STUN, MEZZ,

REROOT, RESTUN, REMEZZ!!!!

LIGHTING STRIKE!!!!!!!!!

WHERE IS THE HEART SEAKER?

HE’S GETTING HEALS!!!

Later that week.

Chapter 12

Part  2

Gandulf rides to TR by mistake

Mean while the Creeps gather in front of LUG trying to take it back.

Is everyone ready.  Four burgs turned the map Blue last night  and we have gathered  five raids to take them back. 

Bring up the Seige weapons.  The Balistas and the Towers!!!!!

Cricket.   Cricket. 

Turbine never introduced them into the game my Great Warleader. 

Strange they were in the book and the movie.  The devs must have missed them.  

Bring forth the War Elephants.  And the catapults. 

What no Elephants? No Catapults?   Turbine miss them too.   What  movie were they watching?   The Cartoon?

I hear they have them in Warhammer my great Warleader. 

Ya Warhammer looks great!!!

I can’t wait for the open beta.!!!!

Then what do we have?

We’ve got spiders and  wargs, 

But they got Nerfed

We have Reavers…...

But they also got Nerfed. 

We’ve got Trolls….

NERFED!!!!

You think we should tell him that they Nerfed his Banner?

Back at the Elf Camp

So where do you think everyone is at?

I don't know.  The OOC is quiet.   I wonder if other Kins use Vent out here?

Well lets go scout around and see if we can find the Loremaster. 

This time I promise I wont DF...

And why should I believe that?

Look there’s Gandulf coming from TR .

He is being chased by a pack of  Creeps!

Happening on the other side of the Moors.

Cricket.   Cricket. 

AAAARRRRGGGGG!!!!!!!

Why is he crying?  

I think is has the lifetime membership.

I can’t wait until Warhammer comes out

So when are we going to ditch these guys and start working on our stars.

Now remember this time don't DF

He’s going to DF

Ya, I bet even before we find the Creeps he DF’s 

None of this I’ve got a roast in the oven, my grandma is on the phone BS we know you don't cook and your 42 and still live with your patents.

The DFer still lives with his parents?

I don't live with my parents. They live with me.   AND IM NOT GOING TO DF….

I bet you a gold he DFs

 

I’m not taking that bet.!!!!!

I can’t believe that guy DF'd again

Sneak…sneak.... POUNCE. 

TENDON SHRED…

Throat RIP…..

Eye Rake….   DISAPPEAR ...SPRINT!

NOOOO..

Not another DUST IN THE EYES.. 

I HAVE 7 DITES ALREADY AND I CANT MOVE…….

I wish our DITES staked …...

WHY DON’T OUR DITES STACK???

Damn easy button FREEPS…..

I Can’t wait for Warhammer.. 

Hell I would even play Age of Conan…

At least they have horse combat..

We don't even have Warg Riders

Cricket….. Cricket… 

What!!! No Warg Riders? 

What books did they read?

The comic books?

I hate Stacking DITES from those NASTY HOBITZS….

Stacking DITES makes Sauran

ENRAGED…...

I thought you said you weren't going to

DF

You should have rolled a Hunter…

CHUMP…..

Creeps out number the Freeps

Hold your ground…. TAR...ROOT..STUN..MEZZ..

There falling back to Gramsfoot.

TAR!! ROOT, STUN, MEZZ,

REROOT, RESTUN, REMEZZ!!!!

LIGHTING STRIKE!!!!!!!!!

 

 

Back up there a lot of burgs here!!!

RUN…

IT’S A 12 MAN BURG GANK SQUAD…THEY WILL WIPE US ALL!!!!!!

BACK TO THE ONE SHOTS.!!!!!!

DAMN STAR FARMING BURGLERGS GETTING ALL THE INFAMY!!!!!

I HATEZ THEM HOBITZS BURGLERS… WITH THERE STACKING DITES..  ENRAGE...HIPS...RESETIBLE TIMES...PLAYING DEAD…UBER EVADE.THEN HIPS!!!!

TURBINE WHY WHY WHY?

Why did you make it so damn easy for them?   WHY?