Chapter 12

Part  3

I got my 5 Stars by leaching off other groups and Running.

I got my 5 Stars by Rain of Arrows and DF.

We got our 5 stars because Turbine make the Burglar so UBER. 

We define EASY BUTTON.

I got my 5 Stars Duel Boxing and exploiting my Kinsman.

I went to the Moor and all I got was…

Pounced by wargs… Webbed by Spiders…Hindered by Blackarrows

And then ignored until every other freep was gone then was beaten down by everyone.  

But at least I'm not a Champion.

So Mr. Frogo, now that we have all 5 stars that really do nothing for us in the game, what do you want to do now?

We could always play a Creep.  

 

Naaah….  Back to the Rift. 

Please Turbine.  

Do not NERF the BURGLER….. I’m only 11 and I don't want to roll a hunter.  Please let me grief other players with my Burgler…

You’ve made it so easy….

Please don't take that away…..

I’d have to go back to putting gum in girls hair and beating up 4th graders for there lunch money.

Turbines only DITELESS EYE….

For now…….

I want to do this to all the Devs. 

Come, come now Smeegal. You know that the Devs don't care.  Your just an after thought, something they put in at the last minute.  They never really dreamed it could be this successful.

After thought? Smeegal and after thought?   PvP an after thought?

Well they could have made it more balanced .   You know stacking the same things on both sides.  The same cc and cc times.  You know fair?

Who wants Fair.  I just want the Easy Button.  You know their slogan. 

Turbine: Powered by there Fans.  

Read between the lines.  

Turbine: You complain enough we will nerf it for ya. 

Isn’t that the same thing?

Creeps have Freeps.  We pay the same money every month and we think we should get the same amount of grease from the devs.  

Nerf the Burgs.  Balance the classes. 

At least look like your making an effort

Smeegal can take bigger steps then turbines baby steps in balancing the game.

I see many many players moving to the next “Game of the Year” 

Turbine, cuts its staff from LOTRO and moves them to their next title and screws its fans but gives them more  candles for there inconvenience .

Hey I like this game.  I grind the same quests in WOW for four years. 

This game may be boring but at least is pretty and not cartoonish.   And yes I am 12. 

If I would have thought of making the Burglars that powerful I could have just had Frodo, Throw Dust in the eyes of  the witch-king then  feign death  or Hide in Plain sight.  Hit his Touch and GO and then map out.  Hell  he could go right up to Sauron himself with the ring all stealthy like, with the 15 to 20 % run buff and the +5 to Stealth, throw both  Sauron and the ring into Mount Doom.  That would have saved me a lot

typing.  It could have even been a short story .  If burglars were that  powerful Bilbo could have done it in the Hobbit.  Now wouldn't that have been a twist. 

Turbine.  I should have followed your lore.  Hell I could have won this Oscar  and only make one movie instead of a Trilogy.   Oh well there is always the Hobbit.   I wonder if I could make Bilbo fly or something.  Why not you may beat me to it.  Here’s to you Turbine. 

Making it up as you go along.

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